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یادداشت‌های یک مردتنها
notes by a lonely man
God sees the truth but bides it's time
بایگانی لینک‌ها ::
پوچ در پوچ
امروز پنجشنبه
و هفته بشدت پوچ تمام شد.(نمیدونم احتمالا صادق هدایت روم خیلی تاثیر گذاشته)
ولی احتمالا امسال قراره سال خوبی باشه.
دیشب رفتم بیلیارد با یکی از رفقای قدیمی جاتون خالی من انداخت پشت بوم.(اگر معنی این جمله رو نفهمیدید باید بگم این ترجمه لفظ به لفظی بود از منی آتی داما )
اثری از شکوه گذشته باقی نمونده همش پیتوک !!
راستی ما قدیما پنجشنبه ها مطالب طنز می نوشتیم یا می دزدیدم .اینم یکی جدیدش برای بچه هایی که اینگلیسی دوست دارند. راستی اگه کسی واقعا مشتاق شد بگه فارسی هم ترجمش کنم.
راستی اینجا رو هم ببینید تا بفهمید چطور آدمی هستید؟(حتما کلیک کن)

جدیدترین اضافات دیکشنری اکسفورد

Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.

Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fireat one end and a fool on the other.

Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individuallyand sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a waythat everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobodylistens and everybody disagrees later on.

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in sucha way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know morethan you actually do.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Father : A banker provided by nature.

Lecture : An art of transferring information from thenotes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.

Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Office : A place where you can relax after yourstrenuous home life.

Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentallyfalls into a river.

Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel towersays in midway "See I am not injured yet."

Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life,to be spoken of when dead.

Politician : One who shakes your hand before electionsand your confidence after.

Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculinewill-power is defeated by feminine water power.

Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to opentheir mouth.
اگه تا اینجا خوندید خیلی مخلصیم

by: mohsen in 4/06/2006 12:55:00 AM | link
Thursday, April 06, 2006